If I won a million dollars... The Meatloaf Blog.com

If I won a million dollars I would do two things: the first thing I would do would be to give all of the money to a person less fortunate than myself. The second thing I would do is break into that same person's house and steal all of the money back. That way I look like a saint for giving the money away, but then come out on top with all of the cash. The best part about this whole plan is that I would first call all of the news networks to let them know about my charitable donation so I could become famous for being so charitable. The second best part is no one would ever find out that I was the one who actually stole all of the money because no one would suspect me. The third best part is that because of all the news coverage, people will think so highly of me that they will donate tons of cash to me because I did such a noble thing. I will then take all the cash that was donated to me and I will give it all to the person that I stole from in the first place. It's a win win situation for me because I'm still a famous and kind millionaire, the guy I stole from is rich, and it's a heartwarming tale of kindness and love. It's also a win win situation for the people who donate money to me because they can then write it off on their taxes. So in reality, I'm making more money, the tax payers are saving money, and I'm enriching the life of a person less fortunate than myself. If this is wrong, then I don't want to be right.

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